Latest Research!! *IMPORTANT*

[blahsheep]

For those of you who do not know what the G-Virus is... It is similar to the T-Virus but it spreads alot faster, the viruses are mutegens that are capable of reanimating dead cells a.k.a zombification.

Zombies are dumb dead people that have no rational thought.

People who play sports and drink Gatorade are alive dumb people with no rational thought.

All in all [stereotypically speaking] jocks who drink Gatorade are mindless and can’t really improve on most things because they are incapable of rational thought like a zombie.

My research is going further and further every day. It would be very awesome if you could contribute some information regarding this subject. Please PM me or something. This also has nothing to do with Umbrella, they are bad, I am good. Well if yo uhave any theorys similar to this one regarding this then contact me please.

Yes, I know i have to much time on my hands...well i am on christmas break from school (2 weeks). It got rather boreing, then i fell upon this thought while playing resident evil and watching this movie about some football team or whatever...

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[SonicKitsune]

Some people drink Gatorade and don't turn into zombies, like me or my friends. I'm not a sports fan, I just like it in the summer. I'm more of a computer geek. If it reanimates dead cells, then the people would actually be better off because they don't die in the first place. Jocks are pretty much just jocks, Gatorade or no Gatorade. I think I've come up with some funny conspiracies, too, like the order of domination of animal species like penguins, otters, and rabbits.