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miradapurple · Post by **miradapurple** » Wed 05 Dec, 2007 4:59 am

Because I told it to.

Why does change happen?

Pikachu90000 · Post by **Pikachu90000** » Wed 05 Dec, 2007 5:55 am

I don't know.

Would you like a jacket?

Chocolate_Angel · Post by **Chocolate_Angel** » Wed 05 Dec, 2007 7:30 am

Yes.

Why does the Earth even exist?

Parasol Kirby · Post by **Parasol Kirby** » Wed 05 Dec, 2007 7:22 pm

Because God wanted to make it.

Off topic, you stole Fazzy's avatar!

Pikachu90000 · Post by **Pikachu90000** » Thu 06 Dec, 2007 12:38 am

... :|

Why does Celine Dion suck at singing?

miradapurple · Post by **miradapurple** » Thu 06 Dec, 2007 1:51 am

Because she has to voice.

Why does my microphone suck?

(And it's not my voice. It couldn't even get my brother's background screaming recorded. -_-')

Pikachu90000 · Post by **Pikachu90000** » Fri 07 Dec, 2007 12:52 am

Because it does, my cheap microphone bought at a dollar store works fine.

Why does the American economy suck?

miradapurple · Post by **miradapurple** » Sat 08 Dec, 2007 8:45 am

Ask the "man" who lives at the White House. -_-'

What causes the difference between shattering glass and just cracking glass?

Pikachu90000 · Post by **Pikachu90000** » Sat 08 Dec, 2007 7:35 pm

The glass in the cracked glass is harder.

Why do people give such a big crud about celebrities?

miradapurple · Post by **miradapurple** » Sun 09 Dec, 2007 1:41 am

Because we all need to bash people once in a while.

Why is ripping things apart 'stress-relieving'?

Pikachu90000 · Post by **Pikachu90000** » Sun 09 Dec, 2007 6:11 am

Because you are destroying something and apparently that makes you feel better.

Why doesn't my science teacher like pronouns?

Parasol Kirby · Post by **Parasol Kirby** » Mon 10 Dec, 2007 2:42 am

Because of the ambiguity that is caused by the lack of proper nouns?

Why does everyone here seem to hate America?

Pikachu90000 · Post by **Pikachu90000** » Mon 10 Dec, 2007 3:02 am

We don't hate America, we hate the President.

Why is that?

miradapurple · Post by **miradapurple** » Sat 15 Dec, 2007 5:50 am

Because he sucks. -_-'

Why are titles of Fall Out Boy songs so random?

Pikachu90000 · Post by **Pikachu90000** » Sat 15 Dec, 2007 7:26 am

Because they are.

Why does it take two to tango?