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Fazzy · Post by **Fazzy** » Sun 16 Dec, 2007 7:57 pm

Because one cant do it.

Why am I alive?

Pikachu90000 · Post by **Pikachu90000** » Mon 17 Dec, 2007 5:56 am

There is a paradox.

Why is Santa an anagram for Satan?

Fazzy · Post by **Fazzy** » Mon 24 Dec, 2007 4:50 pm

Because it is

Why isnt the earth flat?

Pikachu90000 · Post by **Pikachu90000** » Mon 24 Dec, 2007 7:19 pm

It's thanks to some guy in the 1500s.

Why is that?

Fazzy · Post by **Fazzy** » Tue 25 Dec, 2007 5:32 pm

Because He was alive then

Why are modern kids fat?

Pikachu90000 · Post by **Pikachu90000** » Tue 25 Dec, 2007 7:35 pm

Blame it on the American life style.

Why are Americans such hypocrites?

miradapurple · Post by **miradapurple** » Tue 25 Dec, 2007 11:06 pm

Because we all are. They just happen to be good at it.

How can there be with a rest and a chord in one clef, when written on sheet music? (for piano)

Pikachu90000 · Post by **Pikachu90000** » Wed 26 Dec, 2007 2:23 am

I don't play instruments.

Why do Chinese people force their kids to play pianos and violins?

miradapurple · Post by **miradapurple** » Wed 26 Dec, 2007 10:32 pm

Ugh. Because they're sadists.

Why is my cat so incredibly cute? XD

Pikachu90000 · Post by **Pikachu90000** » Thu 27 Dec, 2007 2:10 am

Genetics.

Would you eat meekrob?

miradapurple · Post by **miradapurple** » Fri 28 Dec, 2007 11:23 pm

If I knew what it was.

What is cake made of?

Pikachu90000 · Post by **Pikachu90000** » Sat 29 Dec, 2007 12:30 am

1 cup graham cracker crumbs
1/4 cup finely chopped walnuts
3 tablespoons brown sugar
1 tablespoon ground cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg
5 tablespoons butter, melted

3 (8 ounce) packages cream cheese
1 cup white sugar
1 cup sour cream
1 cup heavy cream
3 tablespoons all-purpose flour
1 tablespoon vanilla extract
3 eggs

Would you eat ^?

Chocolate_Angel · Post by **Chocolate_Angel** » Sat 29 Dec, 2007 2:55 am

Heck yes

What if I took a jar and put an arm in it?

Fazzy · Post by **Fazzy** » Sun 30 Dec, 2007 12:46 am

(This sounds like the WWYDII game... hmmmm...)

I would throw it away

What is cheesecake made of?

Pikachu90000 · Post by **Pikachu90000** » Sun 30 Dec, 2007 1:14 am

See above.

Quick, what's 56456*24351.3+546543-63526469/2163456[sup]2[/sup]