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Pikachu90000 · Post by **Pikachu90000** » Thu 03 Jan, 2008 6:12 am

Blame the site for being down for 3 months.

Why did the site go down for 3 months.

Chocolate_Angel · Post by **Chocolate_Angel** » Thu 03 Jan, 2008 5:43 pm

Because it was down for repairing.

What is history?

Pikachu90000 · Post by **Pikachu90000** » Thu 03 Jan, 2008 6:33 pm

hisÂ·toÂ·ry /ˈhɪstəri, ˈhɪstri/
â€“noun, plural -ries.
1. the branch of knowledge dealing with past events.
2. a continuous, systematic narrative of past events as relating to a particular people, country, period, person, etc., usually written as a chronological account; chronicle: a history of France; a medical history of the patient.
3. the aggregate of past events.
4. the record of past events and times, esp. in connection with the human race.
5. a past notable for its important, unusual, or interesting events: a ship with a history.
6. acts, ideas, or events that will or can shape the course of the future; immediate but significant happenings: Firsthand observers of our space program see history in the making.
7. a systematic account of any set of natural phenomena without particular reference to time: a history of the American eagle.
8. a drama representing historical events: Shakespeare's comedies, histories, and tragedies.

What is Uncyclopedia useful for?

Chocolate_Angel · Post by **Chocolate_Angel** » Mon 07 Jan, 2008 11:10 am

For stuffs.

What If there was pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?

Pikachu90000 · Post by **Pikachu90000** » Tue 08 Jan, 2008 7:07 am

Well the person would get rich.

Why would you eat chicken?

Chocolate_Angel · Post by **Chocolate_Angel** » Fri 11 Jan, 2008 5:52 am

Because its good.

Why are chickens tasty?

Pikachu90000 · Post by **Pikachu90000** » Fri 11 Jan, 2008 6:19 am

Because of steroids.

Would you name your cat Mittens?

Chocolate_Angel · Post by **Chocolate_Angel** » Fri 11 Jan, 2008 5:34 pm

Yes,If it was girl.

Would you jump off a cliff for a Wii?

Pikachu90000 · Post by **Pikachu90000** » Sat 12 Jan, 2008 12:18 am

No.

Would you laugh at that guy?

Chocolate_Angel · Post by **Chocolate_Angel** » Sat 12 Jan, 2008 3:24 am

Which guy?

Why would I laugh at that guy?

Pikachu90000 · Post by **Pikachu90000** » Sat 12 Jan, 2008 6:58 pm

Because you would.

Do you like blueberry muffins?

Chocolate_Angel · Post by **Chocolate_Angel** » Sat 12 Jan, 2008 7:17 pm

No.

Do you?

Pikachu90000 · Post by **Pikachu90000** » Sun 13 Jan, 2008 8:04 pm

Yes.

Would you eat this?

pikapower06 · Post by **pikapower06** » Sat 19 Jan, 2008 3:02 am

You do not mention what you are implying I would eat, unless you mean the word 'this', and in that case, yes, but only if they made a word where the words can literally come to life, and I do not have to eat a sheet of paper to eat a word.

What's the difference in every dumb and smart question, if a question is dumb to one, but smart to another, but you've invented a game narrowing the field to 'smart' questions, and how would judging upon this be to differentiate a smart question from a dumb one to make sure only smart ones were asked?

Pikachu90000 · Post by **Pikachu90000** » Sat 19 Jan, 2008 7:45 am

Simple, kick the noobs.

Do you want an efficient and uncaring leader or an corrupt nice leader?