The Wish Corruptor Game

[Pikachu90000]

Granted, but in exchange for everything, your soul and body was sold to Wikipedia and you must agree to their terms or you die.

I wish to meet Jon Stewart.

[miradapurple]

Granted. You accidentally kill him.

I wish for world peace.

[Pikachu90000]

Granted, it lasts for 1 second.

I wish to replace periods with epilepsies.

[miradapurple]

Granted. -removed due to being not child-appropriate.- >____>

I wish for a pentablet.

[Pikachu90000]

Granted, but they turn into cancer.

Granted, but everytime you try to draw something it draws a *removed for being not "family-friendly"*.

[miradapurple]

Where's your wish? .___.

[Pikachu90000]

I don't need a wish.

I wish to give my wish to the topic creator.

[saphire]

Granted but instantally rejected.

I wish for Lego Block to be twice bigger.

[Robert]

Granted, but it costs 100 times more

I wish Mudkip was real

[Kikyo]

Granted, but it is a Mudkip, so it eats you once it joins the three other Mudkip.

I wish for a muffin.

[Robert]

Granted, but someone else eated it.

I wish for a world without noobs

[Pikachu90000]

Granted, but there are more people with the mental capability of E. coli bacteria.

I wish for an asplosion.

[Kikyo]

Granted, but it destroys your family.

I wish for friends.

[miradapurple]

Granted.... they betray you.

I wish for entertainment.

[Pikachu90000]

Granted, you see that cliff over there? Well your parents will try to land in a place with pointy rocks.

I wish for it to rain.