The Wish Corruptor Game

[miradapurple]

Granted. You drown.

I wish for understanding.

[zen]

You now understand you shouldn't have wished for that wish. *OR* Your mind simply implodes from all the understanding in it and becomes a new black hole.

I wish my wish wouldn't be corrupted.

[Pikachu90000]

Granted, but since you wished for nothing the Americans decide to bring you to Gitmo for corruption charges.

I wish for it to be Boxing Day

[zen]

It is, but now you have to work overtime in a factory boxing up products.

I wish for three wishes.

[Pikachu90000]

Granted, but all of the wishes can't have any vowels or numbers in it.

I wish for the snow to go to Los Angeles.

[zen]

*nice* XD

Granted, but all the liquid water went with it.

I wish I had a lv.1 Magikarp.

[Pikachu90000]

Granted, someone gave it 99 Leveling Up Candies and it blew your head off.

I wish for there to be frozen balloons.

[miradapurple]

Granted. They subsitute snowballs and hit you.

I wish for snow.

[Pikachu90000]

Granted, snow falls on your house, crushing you and everybody inside. Oh and a frozen ice just happens to fall you.

I wish for the money to go to Asia.

[miradapurple]

Granted. Plane/ship crashes/sinks.

I wish for a pen.

[Pikachu90000]

Granted, the wish genie didn't put on it's glasses and mistook it for a pin. Enjoy the giant pin in your heart.

I wish for a box.

[zen]

Granted. You get in the ring with a great American boxer and he pummels you and kills you and never speaks to you again.

I wish I had a cookie.

[Pikachu90000]

Granted, Inside the cookie are tiny mole people which kills you slowly from the inside out.

I wish for pie.

[seavicky95]

Granted, the pie is fish-flavored.

I wish for headphones.

[Pikachu90000]

Granted, your head is now a phone.

I wish for a new tab.