The Wish Corruptor Game

[Pikachu90000]

Granted, but it's a Palm PDA, enjoy.

I wish for less kiwis.

[zen]

Granted, but the bugs the kiwis fed on overpopulate the earth. (Double meaning for kiwi)

I wish the world could speak a single, uniform language.

[pikapower06]

Granted, but it makes it easier for some bad guy to dominate it all.

I wish for a wish about food.

[zen]

You get a wish that makes you wish for all food to become contaminated and unfit to be eaten.

I wish I had a spoon.

[pikapower06]

Granted, and it doth eat you alive sir.

I say, may perhaps it be a blessed thing upon my soul for my wish of shoes to be granted of the finest accord.

[LiquidFox01]

Granted, enjoy your loafers.

I wish for a magical lamp.

[pikapower06]

Granted, but it talks too much.


I wish for a mummy and dadda.

[zen]

Granted, but the mummy puts a curse on you and your "dadda" is a two-by-four.

I wish for the knowledge of an incorruptible wish.

[pikapower06]

Granted, but it eats you whole.

I wish for steakhouse sausage links.

[LiquidFox01]

Granted, but a fat kid eats them.

I wish I lived in a mansion.

[pikapower06]

Granted, your guard kills you at 3 am in the morning.

I wish for tea and cake

[Pikachu90000]

Granted, someone creates a teacake and was so good that you die on the first bite.

I wish for someone to do my homework.

[LiquidFox01]

Granted, but you FAIL.

I wish I had more gum.

[Pikachu90000]

Granted, but it's unflavoured gum that some smoker chewed and stuck it under a table.

I wish for less wars.

[LiquidFox01]

Granted, however you are shot in one of the few wars.

I wish my cat wasn't so stupid. o_o