Teen Lyf 4 A Girl
Chapter One: Me, Allissa Melanee
Have you teenager gals ever felt that you don't fit in and that you're fanshion is waay out of date? I did when I first turned 13. I thought that I should already have a crush on someone who has a crush on me! AND I thought I should already have a hilariously cool room! But did I have either of those? NO! I was just a plain girl in a strange mutant world!
I had never felt more afriad in my whole 13 year life! I would be able to join forums! And do other teen stuff! I could watch PG-13 stuff! I was all OMG!!! And my parents were all, YAAAAY!!! MY LITTLE BABY IS 13!!!
It was a nightmare in my first 13 year old day at school! You know, my birthday was on Sunday this year! Hang on...I just got a text message from the author of this story...
Oh, yeah. Forgot 2 mention that... And now, back 2 the story...TEXT MESSAGE:
This story is FICTION to those who were wondering!!!!
Chao,
Author
On my first day of teen school, lots of boys crowded around me, asking for dates. And even the most popular girl in the school, Miley Cyrus, asked if I wanted her to trend my room! And I said yes to her! The boy I decided to date was the new kid, Ron Weasley. He seemed kinda shy, and alone. And that night, the date went soo wrong! First, I ordered spagetti, and I got a Net-E (a new kind of butterfly net-fictional)! And then, we went somewhere else and got spagetti, but then a pack of stray dogs ate it! AUGH! Then we went to SilverMoon Hill and saw the cutest puppy! Too bad he turned out to be a wolf! His parents and family chased us to the place where all those wild packs hang out, smoke, and drink.
It was the worst date ever! Plus, he's afraid of wolves!!! I was crying internally for a week! He actually said the three most horrible words ever, after the date..."I ditched you." Teen life is sooo cruel. And all the guys in that new Meerkat Manor RPG kicked me out!!! Just because in the Off Topic section, I told them about the date! It was the worst week in my life!
For wildlife week, we had to watch Homeward Bound! And I cried at the most comedic parts, like the porcupine and Chance! And the bear thingy! Everybody teased me ever since. But later, another not popular girl, 13 in fact, asked me to start a band with her! We both loved wolves, especially the ones with blue eyes! We called ourselves "The Silver Wolf Clan", and it was the most popular band in school! As a matter of fact, our first performance was a song sung by the famous country singer, Garth Brooks! The song was: "Standing Outside the Fire"! Everybody loved me then! I had boys crowding around me and my friend. My life had taken a turn for the better...Until the fire...
