Combuskin:And we're here at the annual May-miming contest! Lets see our three (Idiot) contestants who will be competing for the prize, the ablilty to Fly!
First person(AKA real may):Combuskin!I told you not to do this every year!
Combuskin: Wow! You did perfectly! All the tone of my whiney, idiot master who think's that I'm still in my pokeball! Next person!
Second Person: Loo-
Combuskin: EEEEEEP! Yuo didnt' even dress up! Eliminated. But please, stay for the, uh, second prizes!
Third Person: Yay! look at me! look at me!
COmbuskin:It is impossible to decide! You all did perfetly!I will award the prize to all three of you!
All three idiots:YAY!
Combuskin:Now, once we climb to the top of this 50-floor building, I will grant you the power of flight!
Five minutes later......:
Combuskin:I give you the ability to fly!Now jump off this building adn you will fly!
First Person: *Jumps off* Cannonball!!!
2nd and 3rd person: Um.....
Combuskin: *Push....*
2 & 3: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
1,2,&3: *SPLAT*
Combuskin: Wow.. They are all really goo dat this. Only my idiot master would actully jump off a building, thinking that she would fly. Well, R.I.P.
I keep thinking I'm forgetting something... ...Oh yeah, CLEAN UP CREW!!!!!