The Wish Corruptor Game

[miradapurple]

Granted. They sicken you.

I wish for markers.

[LiquidFox01]

Granted, there out of ink.

I wish I had a new cellphone.

[Pikachu90000]

Granted, it's made out of lead and it weighs 30 pounds. It can only make phone calls.

I wish for a cell phone that only makes phone calls.

[LiquidFox01]

Granted, but it doesn't have a battery.

I wish I lived in Oregon.

[Pikachu90000]

Granted, Oregon gets invaded by the North Koreans, enjoy.

I wish for ^ to happen to Mongolia.

[LiquidFox01]

Granted, but they accidentally blew them selves up.

I wish windows vista ^.

[Pikachu90000]

Granted, but it happen 6000 years later.

I wish for more rain.

[LiquidFox01]

Granted, but you die in a flood.

I wish there was more snow here.

[seavicky95]

Granted, your house is covered with so much snow you can't get out.

I wish snow was soft(er).

[Pikachu90000]

Granted, but the snow is so soft that too many people, including yourself, sleep in the snow and die from hypothermia.

I wish Oregon was right next to Alaska.

[LiquidFox01]

Granted, but they combine forces and take over Canada.

I wish I had lotsa money.

[Pikachu90000]

Granted, the money comes from the newly formed country "The People's Sovereign Democratic Union Republic of Lotsa", and the highest currency, the $10^10 bill is worth $10^8 in North Korea

[miradapurple]

Corrupted.

I wish for stuffs.

[zen]

Granted, but you get so many you're buried in it for a week and are now terrified every time you see it.


I wish for n00bs to learn and apply the ways of logic.

[Pikachu90000]

Granted, but the noobs need training for over 90 years.

I wish for all the morons who fall for the "SEE WHO HAS SEEN YOUR FACEBOOK PROFILE" get sent to Antarctica with no chances of escaping.