The Wish Corruptor Game

[Pikachu90000]

Granted, but your now stupider than a brick.

I wish for Azurills to move to Antarctica.

[seavicky95]

Granted, but they come back as Marills.

I wish Pokémon were real.

[LiquidFox01]

Granted, however you are eaten by Rayquaza.

I wish I wasn't so bored.

[Pikachu90000]

Granted, but you die before you could be not bored.

I wish for more people to join the IRC.

[LiquidFox01]

Granted but they spam it up.

I wish pokemon platinum was out already.

[Pikachu90000]

Granted, but the second you put it in, it destroys your DS.

I wish for vegans to become carnivores.

[LiquidFox01]

Granted, however you are eaten.

I wish absol had a evolution.

[zen]

It does, but it's one of Nintendo's half-baked fan-pleasers which destroys Absol's reputation.

I wish that I had wished for something.

[Pikachu90000]

Granted, you die.

I wish for more time in the world.

[zen]

Granted, now everyone moves in incredibly slow motion while their minds move at normal speed. You get BOH-RED.

I wish I had a fish.

[Pikachu90000]

Granted, you have a mutant fish that eats your hands.

I wish for Natasha Bedingfield to not sing anymore.

[miradapurple]

Granted.... She hums.

I wish for canned grape innards.

[Pikachu90000]

Granted, but due to "economic struggles" the can only has seeds.

I wish for oranges that taste like blood.

[miradapurple]

Blood tastes nasty if you're not in the mood for it.... so yeah. Granted with automatic corruption.

I wish this game wasn't so incredibly hateful.

[Pikachu90000]

Granted, but the game very loving so nobody decided to play it anymore and spend more time locked up in a room listening to Maroon 5 while cutting themselves with glass shards.

I wish for Spanish to become a official language of the USA.