The Wish Corruptor Game

[LiquidFox01]

Granted but your computer crashes.

I wish for a faster internet connection.

[Pikachu90000]

Granted, but now your computer is running FreeDos with Windows 3.0, which has no internet browser so it's useless. Oh and your monitor explodes.

I wish for LCD monitors to die.

[miradapurple]

Granted.... They come back after developing their own AI. o___o;

I wish for Photoshop.

[seavicky95]

granted. It comes with a virus that corrupts your computer.

I wish for a Wii.

[Pikachu90000]

Granted, your bladder explodes.

I wish for people to use Google Chrome.

[miradapurple]

Granted.... it 'spodes.

I wish for my pentablet to be delivered faster.

[Pikachu90000]

Granted, it disintegrates because it was moving too fast.

I wish for more HFCS.

[miradapurple]

Granted.... since Murple doesn't know what those are, they explode.

I wish for non-tree made paper.

[Pikachu90000]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HFCS
Granted, its made from bamboo and all the pandas die.

I demand more Coldplay.

[miradapurple]

Granted. D; No corruption.

I wish for less Twilight-related spam.

[Pikachu90000]

Granted, no corruption.

I wish all Twilight books were burned and condemned as "witchcraft".

[miradapurple]

Granted. But you die because you caused too much pollution to the air. D: BAD POLLUTION.

I wish for global warming to stop.

[seavicky95]

Granted, but then the world freezes over.

I wish for animal abuse to end.

[Pikachu90000]

Granted, but the animal abusers now find you and abuse you for over 9000 days.

I wish for more trolls.

[seavicky95]

Granted. TPC is now flooded with trolls.

I wish for more considerate people.