I present to you how to order a pizza, the fun way. Feel free to add any of your own tips, but if you do actually use any of these, you're on your own
Press random buttons during the conversation and tell the person on the other end to stop it
Ask for a Big Mac
Answer their questions with questions
When they pick up the phone, say "May I help you?"
Start asking them about how they are and how they're feeling
Think of the rarest and most exotic vegetables and ask for them as toppings
Ask if they can make the pizza into a different shape
Ask for a "pepperoni pizza with pineapple" and stutter on the letter "p"
When they read out your order, say "Ok, yes, that will be £20, please pull up at the nearest dirve-thru window"
Speak like Donald Duck throughout the order
Ask if the delivery boy will come dressed as a Ninja as you are having a Japanese-themed party
Half-way through the order, ask "Is this {Pizza Place}?"
When ordering extra toppings, ask for "Jalapeño peppers, mushrooms, ham, pineapple, anchovies, extra cheese, bacon, chicken, sweetcorn, tuna, but no Jalapeño peppers please"
Ask if the pizza comes with life insurance
Constantly breath heavily into the mouthpiece
End the order with, "Remember, we never had this conversation"
People actually say stuff like this, or are y'all making this up as you go? :shock: I should go to a different thread... I'm being a party pooper or something, you see... my dad works at Pizza Hut, but whatever...