How to order a pizza, the fun way

Post by **Pikachu3828** » Tue 01 Mar, 2005 3:15 pm

I present to you how to order a pizza, the fun way. Feel free to add any of your own tips, but if you do actually use any of these, you're on your own

Press random buttons during the conversation and tell the person on the other end to stop it
Ask for a Big Mac
Answer their questions with questions
When they pick up the phone, say "May I help you?"
Start asking them about how they are and how they're feeling
Think of the rarest and most exotic vegetables and ask for them as toppings
Ask if they can make the pizza into a different shape
Ask for a "pepperoni pizza with pineapple" and stutter on the letter "p"
When they read out your order, say "Ok, yes, that will be Ã‚Â£20, please pull up at the nearest dirve-thru window"
Speak like Donald Duck throughout the order
Ask if the delivery boy will come dressed as a Ninja as you are having a Japanese-themed party
Half-way through the order, ask "Is this {Pizza Place}?"
When ordering extra toppings, ask for "JalapeÃƒÂ±o peppers, mushrooms, ham, pineapple, anchovies, extra cheese, bacon, chicken, sweetcorn, tuna, but no JalapeÃƒÂ±o peppers please"
Ask if the pizza comes with life insurance
Constantly breath heavily into the mouthpiece
End the order with, "Remember, we never had this conversation"

Swampert13 · Post by **Swampert13** » Tue 01 Mar, 2005 3:31 pm

When you come to the counter, say /pizza. When they ask for your name, say /me. When they ask where you live, say /char.

Blade · Post by **Blade** » Tue 01 Mar, 2005 3:53 pm

17. say " i'll have a pepporoni, pinapple,chesse,mushroom,anchovie pizza, and hold the pizza."

Pikachu90000 · Post by **Pikachu90000** » Wed 02 Mar, 2005 1:19 am

Start making farting sounds
If the person ask your name, say "Your Mom"
Say pepperonihamsasagepizzawithextraeverything very fast and then if the person asks you, you say pepperonihamsasagepizzawithextraeverything again.

stevie_2 · Post by **stevie_2** » Wed 02 Mar, 2005 6:10 pm

abit off topic but i can never say things like that down the phone with out laughing

Pikachu90000 · Post by **Pikachu90000** » Thu 03 Mar, 2005 12:01 am

I could. I won't even laugh. I would just act like a sarcastic idoit

jordan567 · Post by **jordan567** » Sat 12 Mar, 2005 9:02 pm

Pikachu90000 wrote:

Say pepperonihamsasagepizzawithextraeverything very fast and then if the person asks you, you say pepperonihamsasagepizzawithextraeverything again.

and if they ask again say "What I didn't order any pizza! I ordered ciderapplesfriesorbiscutsextraolivesdonuts!"

PsychoTeen · Post by **PsychoTeen** » Wed 16 Mar, 2005 5:50 pm

Haha...Wow You Guys Are FUNNY!

Website · Post by **Powerchu** » Thu 17 Mar, 2005 12:58 am

I have one!

Ask for $5 in pennys to be put on the pizza then ask if it is a chinese restaurant.

Pikachu90000 · Post by **Pikachu90000** » Thu 17 Mar, 2005 1:07 am

Say the order in Cantonese/Mandrin or Japanese/French

TaylorGS · Post by **TaylorGS** » Sat 19 Mar, 2005 2:53 am

People actually say stuff like this, or are y'all making this up as you go? :shock: I should go to a different thread... I'm being a party pooper or something, you see... my dad works at Pizza Hut, but whatever...

Pikachu90000 · Post by **Pikachu90000** » Sat 19 Mar, 2005 4:59 am

Say: Want to buy a winger-dinger?