The Wish Corruptor Game

[pikapower06]

Granted, but then they drag you with them for foodstuffs storage.


I wish for a black or brindled coated, female Neapolitan Mastiff puppy named Rip.

[Ho-Oh]

Granted, but it bites you then runs away.

I wish I was a l337 Hacker.

[zen]

Granted, but as soon as you try to boot your computer the FBI arrests you.

I wish I didn't have a wish.

[Pikachu90000]

Granted, you created a paradox and you get sucked into a world of noobs.

I wish for ^.

[zen]

Granted, but you must change places with me every minute.

I wish I could be un-chainsawed in the story game.

[LiquidFox01]

Granted, you get stabbed instead.

I wish for a new X-box.

[Ho-Oh]

Granted, but as soon as you turn it on it explodes

I wish I was immortal

[pikapower06]

Granted, but you get really depressed your 400'th year of life, and spend the rest of eternity trying to kill yourself.


I wish I were dead AND alive at the same time. ;D

[Pikachu90000]

Granted, Ho-oh stabs you are dead physically. Some body cells are alive for a day after your death. Enjoy your time being both dead and alive.

I wish for more milk.

[LiquidFox01]

Granted, but some kid steals it and drinks it.

I wish my homework was done.

[zen]

Granted, but you miss learning the lesson and fail later in life.

I wish I had 1 more hair, that is just like all my others, on my head

[LiquidFox01]

Granted, but a week later you go bald.

I wish the game I'm playing wasn't so hard x_o

[Pikachu90000]

Granted but it was so easy that you are finished the game in one second, and then you die of boredom.

I wish for less joy.

[LiquidFox01]

Granted, you're now emo.

I wish I had a faster internet connection.

[pikapower06]

Granted, it overheats and causes a fire.

I wish this was the IMAGE WAR game.