Story Game

[pikapower06]

C.
You forget how to use it, and saw off your left arm. You?

A. kill pikapower06 for writing that lie, while staring at your left arm.
B. Run around in circles, while balancing a book on your head, spinning while hopping on one foot, and juggling three metallic balls.
C. Wish you were born again, this time by a fat pgi
D. Do the Eulalie
E. Sleep.

[Pikachu90000]

C. The PGI's at Microsoft weren't too happy you broke their EULA. They sue you.

A. Settlement.
B. Run to North Korea.
C. Sue Microsoft

[pikapower06]

C.

Your suing didn't go as you planned.

A. fake death.
B. Fake seeing God calling his people to him.
C. Fake a religion that doesn't allow you to get sued.
D. Lose to all the above, and lose everything you own.

[Pikachu90000]

D. Congrats, the "Greatest" Depression now has another victim.

A. Seppuku.

[zen]

A. With that darn chainsaw

A. Follow the light
B. Go the other way
C. Stand there and pretend you're indecisive

[Pikachu90000]

B. Nothing happens, so you walk towards the light.

A. Run faster.
B. Stop.

[pikapower06]

B. You beg for life.

A. Be smited
B. Be Smited.
C. Run, almost being smited.
D. Wish you'd never begged, and be smited still.

[Pikachu90000]

D. The you are now back on Earth.

A. Celebrate.

[pikapower06]

A.

You CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES, COME ON until?

A. 1 pm
B. 2 pm
C. 3 pm
D. 4 pm
E. 5 pm
F. 6 pm
G. 7 pm
H. 8 pm
I. 9 pm
J. 10 pm
K. 11 pm
L. 12 pm
M. 1 am
N. 2 am
O. 3 am
P. 4 am
Q. 5 am
R. 6 am
S. 7 am
T. 8 am
U. 9 am
V. 10 am
W. 11 am

[zen]

A. You celebrate for a minute, then get on with your life by...

A. Exterminating ALL EVIL FORCES
B. Starting your own band
C. Making an online forum

[pikapower06]

C. Which, ironically makes the whole story start over again.

A. YAY
B. OH TEH YAYZ
C. YES
D. JA
E. OUI
F. NUU
G. OH TEH NUU
H. NO
I. NEIN
J. NON

[zen]

F-J The world implodes around you.

A. PANIC

[pikapower06]

A. AFTER PANICKING:

A. Sing
B: Dance
C: Panic more

[Pikachu90000]

C. Push the panic button.

A. Calm down.
B. Push it again a kajillion times.

[pikapower06]

B.

You give yourself a heart attack.

A. PUSH IT MOAR
B. Ok...let's be rational...even if it's calling my name...