The Wish Corruptor Game

[Pikachu90000]

Granted, but it still runs Windows Vista.

I wish to eat breakfast for dinner.

[Ryan659]

Granted, but it's been made using moldy milk and out-of-date cereal.

I wish I had a sandwich.

[Pikachu90000]

Granted, it's full of toenails.

I wish for you to disappear.

[saphire]

Granted, but reappeared to haunt you in your nightmares.

I wish I knew what to wish

[Pikachu90000]

Granted, the sun explodes.

I wish for less shock images.

[saphire]

Granted, but the images that weren't shock images became the new shock images.

I wish for The Beatles to return.

[Pikachu90000]

Granted, but zombie John Lennon comes back and eats your brains.

I wish for more win and less fail.

[LordLucario123]

Granted, but the fail is too powerful and overcomes the win.

I wish for pizza.

[Pikachu90000]

Granted, your pizza is tainted with rat poison.

I wish for a song about the Start button.

[saphire]

Granted, but nobody liked the song.

I wish for Pokemon #494

[Pikachu90000]

Granted, but it's a Pen Pokemon that does nothing except for struggle.

I wish for less diseases.

[saphire]

Granted, but every doctor got fired, destroying the civilization as it's known.

I wish for the power to control time.

[Pikachu90000]

Granted, you destroy everything except for a single atom on Pluto.

I wish for calculators to have the ability to text message.

[Ho-Oh]

Granted but it only sends out 1's and 0's.

I wish I was president.

[saphire]

Granted, but yours was the shortest term ever, cause the hour after you became president, the world exploded.

I wish for HP HalfBloodPrince the movie to be better than the last one.