awesome jokes

[eevee126]

anyone have good jokes? post em' here.

heres one

how do you make lady gaga cry?


Poker face! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[1234pikachu]

What does a pokemon's sneeze sound like?
Pika..Chuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! :lol:

[WhoKnows_WhoCares]

A man goes to the doctors and says "I keep seeing little green men with two heads and horns"

The doctor asks "Have you seen a psychologist?"

The man replies "No, just little green men with two heads and horns"

[Pikachu90000]

This one is a bit "colourful" in nature.

The Pastor's As.s

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.


The local paper read:
PASTOR'S AS.S OUT FRONT


The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.


The next day, the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S AS.S


This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.


The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST AS.S IN TOWN


The bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.


The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS AS.S FOR $10


This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.


The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER AS.S IS WILD AND FREE


The bishop was buried the next day.

[eevee126]

A Fox & a Rabbit go into a forrest. they find a lamp. they rub it, a genie pops out. he says ill give you each 3 wishes. (This Part is the joke so read carefully.)
Fox: i wish all the foxes in this forrest were girl foxes.
Genie: wish granted
Rabbit: i wish for a shiny new motorcycle
Genie:sure, wish granted
Fox: I wish all the foxes in the surrounding forrests were girl foxes.
Genie: ok, wish granted
Rabbit: i wish for a shiny new helmit for my shiny new motorcycle.
Genie: Good idea, Wish granted. Fox, this is your last wish, make it a good one.
Fox: I wish all the foxes in all the forrests were girl foxes
Genie: whatever, wish granted. OK rabbit this is the last wish, make it a good one.
Rabbit: (looks at the fox, looks at the genie)I wish (points at fox) he was g-a-y. lolololololololololololol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[WhoKnows_WhoCares]

you know your joke is too rude for the forums when the punchline is censored.

Here's one you might need to look up in a dictonary - but if you do, you'll be better off.

Man goes into the doctors and says "I dont feel well"
Doctor says "you're a hypercondriac"
Man says "oh no, not that too!"

[Haru Totetsu]

This one I've heard alot but its not here so I'll add it.

How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?

You Pok-ém-on!

[eevee126]

[Admin Edit - this topic is for awesome jokes, not insulting and completly not funny jokes]

[Still Admin Edit - Lets keep it rated E like its written in the forums rules... cause it IS written in the forum rules]