The biggest joke to Pokemon (PG-13 content)

Moon Shine · Post by **Moon Shine** » Wed 17 Nov, 2004 4:55 am

*Imagines Magicarp killing all of Hoenn with Splash attacks*
Very impossible but nasty....... And Combusken would never kill May, unless she forgot to pay the rent for him! Honestly, I can imagine Magicarp killing everyone with splash....*Shivers*

Pikachu90000 · Post by **Pikachu90000** » Wed 17 Nov, 2004 5:45 am

Moon Shine wrote:*Imagines Magicarp killing all of Hoenn with Splash attacks*
Very impossible but nasty....... And Combusken would never kill May, unless she forgot to pay the rent for him! Honestly, I can imagine Magicarp killing everyone with splash....*Shivers*

I'm just like that.... But I could imagine Laias kiling Latios

Moon Shine · Post by **Moon Shine** » Sun 21 Nov, 2004 4:27 am

Well they reallyt can't kill each other.

1. Latias and Latios are a couple.

2. Legendaries can't die and both of them ARE legendaries. Haven't ya seen that episode about Suicune?

And besides they are too much in love and so much of a good team to fight about things and kill each other. But I seriously could imagine Brendan and May fighting over a slice of pizza and killing each other for it.

Pikachu90000 · Post by **Pikachu90000** » Sun 21 Nov, 2004 4:53 am

That is funny!

Moon Shine · Post by **Moon Shine** » Tue 23 Nov, 2004 2:49 am

It is! Imagine it............

The biggest Pokemon joke fight!

Magicarp V.S. Ditto

Who will win?

Think about it, what if Magicarp won by using multiple Splash attacks! That would be such a joke if Pokemon put it on television! Jokes towards the Pokemon name........ They make a girl laugh, pee her pants, and think about things that will never happen. Like if Ditto were to change into a Mewtwo and fall off a cliff.

Pikachu90000 · Post by **Pikachu90000** » Tue 23 Nov, 2004 6:20 am

Thiss is funny! Misssingo versers M'. They freeze the TV and make errie sounds, Pokemon ratings drop. The Pokemon get sued, then Nintendo go out of businness, Microsoft buys Pokemon, people sue Micrsift, Sony buys Pokemon, they get sued, SEGA buys POkemon, gets sued, all gaming company goes out of businness.
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C'est drÃƒÂ´le ! Versers M' de Misssingo ;. Ils gÃƒÂ¨lent la TV et font des bruits d'errie, baisse d'estimations de Pokemon. Le Pokemon obtiennent poursuivi, puis Nintendo sortent du businness, achats Pokemon, les gens de Microsoft poursuivent Micrsift, achats Pokemon de Sony, ils obtiennent poursuivi, des achats POkemon de SEGA, obtient poursuivi, toute la compagnie de jeu sort du businness.

Smeargle · Post by **Smeargle** » Tue 23 Nov, 2004 9:06 am

Moon Shine wrote:It is! Imagine it............

The biggest Pokemon joke fight!

Magicarp V.S. Ditto

Who will win?

Think about it, what if Magicarp won by using multiple Splash attacks! That would be such a joke if Pokemon put it on television! Jokes towards the Pokemon name........ They make a girl laugh, pee her pants, and think about things that will never happen. Like if Ditto were to change into a Mewtwo and fall off a cliff.

Heh heh...

Magikarp: *splash*
Ditto: AAAaaarrrgh!!!
Magikarp: *splash*
Ditto: PLEASE STOP! I can't take it anymore!
Magikarp: *splash*
Ditto: *dies*
*A wild Psyduck in the distance starts singing to "You're So Vain"*

Pikachu90000 · Post by **Pikachu90000** » Wed 24 Nov, 2004 1:20 am

LOL! FUNNY!

Moon Shine · Post by **Moon Shine** » Thu 25 Nov, 2004 2:55 am

LOL! Extremely funny! Ooh ooh here the May and Brendan one!

May: Hey Brendan I ordered pepperoni pizza, but it's mine you hear!*Eats a slice*
Brendan: Dang you woman! That's my favourite flavour!*Uses Grovyle and uses Razor Leaf on May**Eats a slice*
May: You ruined my very-ugly-but-cared-for hair!*Uses Combusken and uses Flamethrower on Brendan**Eats another slice*

*Both of them fight over the pizza and die and a random Ratatta eats the pizza*

Pikachu90000 · Post by **Pikachu90000** » Thu 25 Nov, 2004 6:06 am

LOL! Here is one about Ash and Misty. Rated PG13
Ash:Hey that is my pizza! I don't care if you are wife, but that is my pizza! You hear that woman! YOu are nothing buy a big fat *beep* that does wants *beep* all night!
Misty: What did you say! Frying Pan of Doom! *bangs Ash on the head*
Ash: What the hell was that for! ARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!! *turns into a full demon ssj3* DIE WOMAN DIE!
MISTY:Damn you! ARRRRRRRRRR!!!! *turns into a full demon* *slashes Ash*
Ash: I'l guess I just have to *beep* you. *Slashes Pikachu by mistake*
Pikachu: chhhaaaaaaaaaaa
CHarizard:Grrrrrrrrrrr *used Flamethrower*
Narriator: SO that ends PokÃƒÂ©mon forever, Ash and Misty dies Charizard was murdeded, and Brock was charged with filrting around with tons of woman. TR kills Mrs.KEctum and Mr. Ketctum (aka Giovani) Good by!
Charizard:*used flamethrower on the narriotr!* HAW HAW!

Moon Shine · Post by **Moon Shine** » Sat 27 Nov, 2004 12:35 am

Definately funny! Here's another one! Not for the feeble minded! It's rated SF, for super funny!

Nararator: Today Ash, May and Brock walk along the road until.......

*A very ugly female Spearow flies by and kisses Ash on the cheeck*
Ash:*Blushes* I'm in love........
May: Oh shut up Ash!*Hits him in the head*
Brock: Oh come on May, this could mean........
Spearow: Ash, will you marry me?
Ash: Oh yeah baby! It's not like May or Misty were cute, but you are!

Nararator:Two monthes later in Rustboro City.......... Ash and Spearow had a child, except it was a Magicarp, Pikachu got sued for being so damn cute, May just realized she put too much make-up on, and Brock got rejected by a Magicarp after many useless Splash attacks. What a happy ending....

Ash: Oh shut up!*Turns into a giant mallet and hits nararator*
Nararator: Well, that concludes my painful episode, until next time, hope that Spearow devorces with Ash!

Yang of power! · Post by **Yang of power!** » Sat 27 Nov, 2004 5:29 am

Pikachu3828 wrote:I think the biggest jokes to PokÃƒÂ©mon ever made were Plusle and Minun. I know you probably mean fake PokÃƒÂ©mon, but those two were the most uninspired PokÃƒÂ©mon around. They were made purely for double battles, there's really no other use for them and their design is so unimaginative. The first 151 were so diverse it was fun to see the wide array of PokÃƒÂ©mon availible, but anyone who can't see those two are a rip-off of Plusle and Minun is, in my opinion, a bit of an idiot. I used to venerate whoever designed each creature, they were so different from one another. What happened? It seems germane that Plusle and Minun look similar, but why do they have aesthetic connotations with Pichu? What was the reason for that? There's few electric PokÃƒÂ©mon as there are, do they all need to look similar? Is it some kind of genetic twist which makes all electric PokÃƒÂ©mon look alike?

8-)

Pichu is a mouse Plusle and Minun are bunnys and don't let ben (Seviper/JONMON's little brother)He loves Plusle and I like them to

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Yang of power! · Post by **Yang of power!** » Sat 27 Nov, 2004 5:48 am

Moon Shine wrote:Well they reallyt can't kill each other.

1. Latias and Latios are a couple.

2. Legendaries can't die and both of them ARE legendaries. Haven't ya seen that episode about Suicune?

And besides they are too much in love and so much of a good team to fight about things and kill each other. But I seriously could imagine Brendan and May fighting over a slice of pizza and killing each other for it.

Latias and Latios are brother and sister!!!!!!!!!And I have not seen Pokemon Forever and Latios dies in Pokemon Heroes and Owen from my school (A Pokemon hater)Called Latias Lati"aas"

AND HE INSUTS POKEMON+!!!!

Pikachu90000 · Post by **Pikachu90000** » Sat 27 Nov, 2004 9:09 pm

Plusy and Miny is mouses. I hate PKMN haters Don't double post. Back to topic.
Plusy et Miny est des mouses. Je dÃƒÂ©teste poteau des haters Don't de PKMN le double. De nouveau ÃƒÂ la matiÃƒÂ¨re

Moon Shine · Post by **Moon Shine** » Sat 27 Nov, 2004 11:49 pm

Did anyone even read my caption? Ok back to the point. No matter what Pokemon you really look at, others will think of it as a joke. That is why some people hate some Pokemon, while they love others. I did a survey and 90% of people hated Magicarp and 70% only loved Pikachu. It's all opinion if you ask me.