The biggest joke to Pokemon (PG-13 content)

Pikachu90000 · Post by **Pikachu90000** » Sun 28 Nov, 2004 12:06 am

.I did
More: Rated TV-14-SuperFunnyFastisyViolince
Tons of cute teen girls:Ash!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE love you! *starts kissing him*
Misty:*grabs a eletrct scrwedriver* *screws bolts into thoese people*
Tons of cute teen girls:*dies*
Oficer Jenny: Misty Waterflower of Celeuren Gym! Your under arrest of mudering Tons of cute teen girls and and for being a b****.
Misty:Damn you B****, *Screws a bolt into head*
Officaer Jenny: Damn... *dies*
Ash: MIsty how could you???? I'm marring May now!
Brock:YOu have have me Misty.
Max:*grabs a gun* *shoots at Brock*
Brock: I'm invurable becuase I'm a demon!
May: Let's go Ash.
5 min later
Brock:*dead*
9 months later
Nurse Joy: WEll conrats Mr and Mrs. Ketchum. It's a boy.
May:Wow. *dies*
Ash: I think I'm fainting *dies*
Max:*dies*[/b]

Moon Shine · Post by **Moon Shine** » Sun 28 Nov, 2004 9:35 pm

LOL that would be so funny if it was an episode! Here's a PG-13 one!

*Pikachu takes a bath in hot springs* *Ash also gets in hot springs*

Pikachu: Pika? CHUUU!!!!!!!!*Shocks Ash and makes him burnt**Laughs and farts in hot springs*
Brock: What is that smell? Ahhhh......*Faints from stink and lands on Ash*
May: I knew giving Ash buritos for dinner was a bad idea.....*Faints as well*
Pikachu: Cha......Zzzzzzzzz....*Faints as well*
Jigglypuff: *Comes by and blushes* *Puts marker on everyone and trips over May and falls off a cliff* JIGGLY!!! DANG!!!!!
Officer Jenny: WAKE UP!!*Kicks everyon* I'm placing you under arrest for copying a Smeargle and a over full Pikachu with a tummy ache!

10 years later in jail....

Ash: Well guys, just 10 more years to go! Look on the bright side, once Pikachu stops letting the dogs out, at least we'll be alive!
*Everyone dies and Pikachu farts again and kills everyone on Earth*

Pikachu90000 · Post by **Pikachu90000** » Mon 29 Nov, 2004 6:07 am

LOL.
They fight, they bite
They fight and bite and fight
Fight fight fight, biute bite bite
The Ashy, Misty, Brocky,
2 years later
NUrsue JOy from some town.
Ash: What the hell was that for, this is not Itchy and Scrathcy
Misty: Damn it this is a remake of Itchy and scartchy *kills somebody*
Ash:*kills some one*
Misty*kills her PKMN*
Ash*kills his PKMN*
Brock: *kills his PKMN*
May: kills her PKMN
Officer Jenny: Damn it. I can't get enough of you. *strips herself*
Brock:mmmmmmmmmmm...... naked woman *drools*
Everybody else:*dies*

Moon Shine · Post by **Moon Shine** » Wed 01 Dec, 2004 8:12 pm

That is major RPG-13ness! Here's another one!

In the studio where weird things happen....

Nararator: After Spearow and Ash devorced, Ash embraced May, got thrown off a cliff and witnessed the magic of when a Pikachu has to go pee!

Ash: Damn it. Why am I the stunt double again?
Director: Because Brock went to a pub and fainted when the ladies took their bras off. NOW GET IN THERE!
Pikachu: I don't know. My tail been itching and I get a feeling that I'm being watched......
Myoga from Inuyasha: Wait, isn't this Inuyasha? OH GOD!!!
Pikachu: *scratches tail and kills Myoga*
Inuyasha: Damn you to hell!*Kills everyone*

In the hospital

Brock:*drools* Mmmmmm..... I saw May in the nude!
Pikachu: I saw the light.....
Ash: I saw YOU.*Looks at Misty and looks shocked*
Misty:*Slaps Ash* YOU ARE NASTY ASH, JUST NASTY!!*Slaps some more*

Nararator: And thus ends a perfect ending, except now May is phycho and Brock strips! Good night everyone!

Pikachu90000 · Post by **Pikachu90000** » Thu 02 Dec, 2004 12:52 am

Major 14+
InuYasha: Hey Where the hell are we, we got into that well that should go to Tokyo.
Ash:Tokyo???? This is Pallet Town.
Brock: *sees Kagome and Sango* *starts blabbing abou thoese romaciv stuff again*
Kagome: Another pervert.
Sango: Yeah.
Mirouku: *sees May and Misty* *touches their butts* WIll one of you bare me my child?
May:*slaps him* Damn it, I'm not old enough, pervert. I'm even 13 yet!!!!!!!!
Misty: *slaps him* You want to mess with me????? huh? Well take this! *hits him in the head with a sharp knive*
Mirouku: *dies* *goes to hell* *look at *
Ash: ???
Pikachu: ???
Shippo: Ahhhhhhh!!!!!! Little demon rat!!!!!!!!
InuYasha: That is jsut something that is harmless.
Pikachu: *shocks him*
InuYaSHA: *Pulls out Tenseiga* Wwwwwwwinnnnnddddd Sssscaaaaarrrrr!!!
Pikachu: *dies*
Kagome: Sit boy! You killed that cute rat, damn you *.
Brock: *blah blah*
200 days later
Kagome: Fine, I'll take my bra off!
Kagome : *gets naked*
InuYasha: Damn you, Iron Reverse Soul Stealer!!!! *kills Brock.
InuYasha: *drools at Kagome's naked body*
InuYsha*faints*
Sango: *dies of heart attack*
Ash: *drools, and faints.*
Max, Misty, and May: *kills InuYasha*
Max: *looks at Kagome* *faints*
Misty, May and Kagome: What the hell is wreong with men.
The End

Moon Shine · Post by **Moon Shine** » Fri 03 Dec, 2004 12:54 am

Totally rated PG- 14 AND PG-TF. TF= too funny. Here's a pathetic one copied off that animation off flashplayer.com.

Ash:*Comes out of court* Dang it. I was charged for having an over cute Pikachu, women problems, and for seeing May naked in a tub......
May:*Slaps Ash* HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY BODY YOU PERV!!!*Slaps more*
Brock:*Drools and gets slapped* Oh, um, uh...... Look on the bright side, we have a day to get the fee.
Ash: You're right! 1,000,000 dollars isn't that much, right?

Two hours later

*Ash, May and Brock open up a Pokemon Day Care Center*

May: Isn't this great? We'll pay off that dept Ash foolishly made in no time!

*TV turns on by itelf*

Creepy, idiotic voice:*Pathetic laugh* Hello there. I am H.R Magicarp and I request that you close your day care. If you follow by my commands, I will grant you with bankruptcy! If not, than kiss your sorry *BEEP* good-bye!

Ash: WHAT ARE WE TO DO?*Runs around like an idiot*
May: *Slaps Ash hard in the face* OH SHUT UP!

*Wall cracks open to reveal an over drunk Magicarp*

Magicarp: YOU WILL NEVER STOP ME NOW!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Ash: We'll see about that! GO PINECONE!*Tosses a Pokeball into air ad a pinecone kills H.R. Magicarp*

Pikachu90000 · Post by **Pikachu90000** » Fri 03 Dec, 2004 1:18 am

LOL! is flashplayer.com a funny site???

Moon Shine · Post by **Moon Shine** » Sat 04 Dec, 2004 1:49 am

flashplayer.com is extremely funny. Just go to it and search Gil Quest. It's based on my funny caption.

Pikachu90000 · Post by **Pikachu90000** » Sat 04 Dec, 2004 7:40 pm

PG-13
Ash:Oh damn, how come I'm charged with 20 million US????
Brock:*dies*
May:Maybe it's because you saw me naked when I was in the shower and then tried to rape me.
Misty:What the hell are you trying to say! YOu b****
May: WEll you were the one that always tried to sell your body!
Misty:damn it, you are a jacka**. How come you always let Brock look at you naked, p*** star.
May:*kills her*
Misty:*dies*
Ash:WEll good bye!

Moon Shine · Post by **Moon Shine** » Sun 05 Dec, 2004 12:04 am

Definately a joke towards the Pokemon name. Brock should control himself. Did he get advice from Miroku? Anyway, I watched this thing called Pokemon in a Nutshell, where everyone had squeaky voices except for Pikachu. He sounded like Lance Armstrong!

Pikachu90000 · Post by **Pikachu90000** » Sun 05 Dec, 2004 1:04 am

Where did you find Pokemon in a Nutshell?PG-14
Ash:hmmmmm.... 742 evergreen terrace, springfield USA
Homer:hello
Bart:Aren't you the people from Pokemon?
Ash:yep
Pikachu:*kills everybody*

Moon Shine · Post by **Moon Shine** » Fri 10 Dec, 2004 2:25 am

Pokemon in A Nutshell has been taken down from the site, so it's gone for good. But it was funny! Everyone thought it was funny when they saw it. Everyone sounded like a reject from Alvin and the Chickmunks!

Pikachu90000 · Post by **Pikachu90000** » Fri 10 Dec, 2004 5:55 am

Too bad

Yang of power! · Post by **Yang of power!** » Sun 12 Dec, 2004 4:12 am

Pikachu90000 wrote:Plusy and Miny is mouses. I hate PKMN haters Don't double post. Back to topic.
Plusy et Miny est des mouses. Je dÃƒÂ©teste poteau des haters Don't de PKMN le double. De nouveau ÃƒÂ la matiÃƒÂ¨re

Thay are bunneys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

.Look on pokedex!

Pikachu90000 · Post by **Pikachu90000** » Sun 12 Dec, 2004 9:07 pm

They are not bunnyies *! DOn';t use so much emoictions, you should be viewing this topic, PG-13 content *