The Wish Corruptor Game

Pikachu90000 · Post by **Pikachu90000** » Tue 08 May, 2007 11:24 pm

Granted but your head explodes because people instead use French.

I wish for stuff

pikapower06 · Post by **pikapower06** » Wed 09 May, 2007 1:14 am

Granted, but the stuff is just Barney Dolls that won't stop singing "I love you."

I wish everyone was insane.

Pikachu90000 · Post by **Pikachu90000** » Wed 09 May, 2007 4:14 am

Granted but nobody goes insane and you do because nobody did.

I wish for the worst person to win the president of the USA.

pikapower06 · Post by **pikapower06** » Wed 09 May, 2007 9:48 am

Granted, but then he also, soon, rules over Canada and both places are screwed.

I wish the world had no government systems.

blizzagra kyogre · Post by **blizzagra kyogre** » Wed 09 May, 2007 10:26 pm

Wish granted but the world fought over who'd rule over the cheese capitol of the world.

I wish my computer wasn't so slow.

Pikachu90000 · Post by **Pikachu90000** » Wed 09 May, 2007 11:22 pm

Granted, but you make it faster but everytime you start up your Windows 3.1 computer it BSOD.

Why?

blizzagra kyogre · Post by **blizzagra kyogre** » Thu 10 May, 2007 7:52 pm

Wish granted, but you get hit by PI instead.

I wish I lived where it was warmer.

flare · Post by **flare** » Thu 10 May, 2007 8:37 pm

Granted, but you now live in the hottest desert in the world

I wish for a jet pack.

blizzagra kyogre · Post by **blizzagra kyogre** » Thu 10 May, 2007 9:15 pm

Wish granted but you crash land in the middle of nowhere.

I wish I had a hershey bar.

flare · Post by **flare** » Thu 10 May, 2007 10:54 pm

granted but a little kid steals it from you

I wish pokemon were real

Pikachu90000 · Post by **Pikachu90000** » Thu 10 May, 2007 11:16 pm

Granted, a random Machop shoots and kills you.

I wish for evil puppies that eats off everybody's heads.

miradapurple · Post by **miradapurple** » Sat 12 May, 2007 1:31 am

Granted: Random evil puppy rips your head off.

I wish stupid people were smarter. I don't care if they become geniuses, anything would be better than what they are presently.

Hound-DOOM · Post by **Hound-DOOM** » Sat 12 May, 2007 1:57 am

granted, a power struggle breaks out as to who is the smartest and the world collapses

i wish for the power to find any object (coz i keep losing stuff)

Fazzy · Post by **Fazzy** » Sat 12 May, 2007 1:59 am

Granted, but as soon as you find it, you lose it again.

I wish for a zillion $...

Pikachu90000 · Post by **Pikachu90000** » Sat 12 May, 2007 5:55 pm

Granted, some guy steals it and donates it to poor Africans.

I wish ^ happened,