The Wish Corruptor Game

pikapower06 · Post by **pikapower06** » Sat 09 Jun, 2007 8:08 am

Pigs start flying but because they lack proper structure for the wings upon their back, they start falling [from the sky] too.

I wished the NP was smarter by 6 IQ points.

Pikachu90000 · Post by **Pikachu90000** » Sat 09 Jun, 2007 6:25 pm

Granted, it was multiplied by 100. So I now have an IQ of 700ish.

I wish you were the smartest person.

pikapower06 · Post by **pikapower06** » Sat 09 Jun, 2007 7:23 pm

Granted, but then angry mobs of people kill me for being so darned smart. x.o

I wish you had everything your heart desired....

Pikachu90000 · Post by **Pikachu90000** » Sun 10 Jun, 2007 6:31 pm

Granted, you are now dead.

I wish for chickens to grow to 6 feet tall.

Hound-DOOM · Post by **Hound-DOOM** » Sat 23 Jun, 2007 7:56 am

Granted, the world's resources completely minimize and you send Australia further in their drought. You cause the deth of over two million people and get sent to hell, where you end up in a void of endless black as hell doesn't exist. You get so confused that you die... and end up exactly where you were... It's a cycle!

I wish I had more friends in Band...

Pikachu90000 · Post by **Pikachu90000** » Sat 23 Jun, 2007 6:27 pm

Granted, they are all nerds that talk in techno gibberish that nobody understands and wears thick glasses and are considerably weak and they get beat up everyday and that's where you end up and then you die.

I wish that guy was Dr. Stupid.

miradapurple · Post by **miradapurple** » Tue 10 Jul, 2007 1:15 am

Granted. His name is Mr. Stupid, but he was knighted on Opposite day, and he became Mr.Dorkobells the day after.

I wish I had a rock.

Yellow-Chan · Post by **Yellow-Chan** » Tue 10 Jul, 2007 2:25 am

Granted, its radio active, and you mutate into something so horibly impractcal, you eventrully die.

I wish I couldn't feel depressed ever again...

miradapurple · Post by **miradapurple** » Tue 10 Jul, 2007 2:36 am

Granted. You die.

I wish that people would stop thinking that I actually CARE when I die.

Pikachu90000 · Post by **Pikachu90000** » Tue 10 Jul, 2007 5:46 pm

Granted, a bunch of wolves eat you and now you are dead. Also did I mention that your body became a pile of ash after a forest fire?

I wish ^ didn't happened to a n00b.

miradapurple · Post by **miradapurple** » Thu 12 Jul, 2007 1:37 am

Wish granted. It happens to you instead. (Y'know, I always thought it would be nice to be ripped apart by wolves then burned to cinders. ^_^)

I wish my knife was metal instead.

Pikachu90000 · Post by **Pikachu90000** » Thu 12 Jul, 2007 5:41 pm

Granted, it's on fire and now you die.

I wish a random n00b turned into a non-n00b

miradapurple · Post by **miradapurple** » Fri 13 Jul, 2007 1:16 am

Wish granted. He became so non-noob, he turned into a paranoid idiot who started pointing at random people and calling them noobs. Including you. XD

I wish a rock was a rock.

Pikachu90000 · Post by **Pikachu90000** » Fri 13 Jul, 2007 4:58 am

Granted, a rock becomes a drug.

I wish that Wikipedia didn't exist.

Phantom4722 · Post by **Phantom4722** » Fri 13 Jul, 2007 4:57 pm

Granted, but google gets to many viewers and takes over the world.

I wish I had a laptop.