Pikachu: Pika pi! (that is mean!)
Me: Rule number one: Laugh when u fool someone!
Me: LOLZ! I FOOLED YA AGAIN! Here we gooooooooooooooo:
5 little :Pikachu:s dancing the Pokerap
One fell down and bumped his head :'(
Mumma called the
and the said,No more :Pikachu:s dancing the Pokerap
NAAH! Eh-eh.
Pikachu: *scowls* Grr.
Me: Heh...NEXT SONG!
: *Whistles the Funkytown music*
: Uh...*raises eyebrow*Me: Eh...NEXT SONG! *laughs nervously*
Manager: This is NOT working. COMMERCIAL BREAK!Me: *machinery whirrs down as I start singing* Ohhh.....I just lo-HEEY! NO FAIR!
Commercial: Pikachu Steaks! Yumm yummy nummy! Juicy and Meaty! Fine print: Best served baked in a frying pan.
: *sweatdrop* Ehhh....Me: GET 'IM!
: *runs away* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!All except
: *chases* YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!: *gets stuck in tree* They'll never find me here...Me: *peek* FOUND YA!
: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGH!
Director: CUT!
: Cut? OKAY! *uses razorleaf*All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
*do do do dooo dooooo*
FIN
lolz. Funny, eh?
NEXT STORY!!!
Narrator: "Production Note: This Story contains life threatening situations and
Director: "Action!"Ash: "*sigh* I don't like this place. It's too hot and dry..."
: "Pika pi...(Me niether)"Misty: "And all my Pokemon are asleep from that wild Golbat."
Brock: "I think we should head west. I sense that thre's a town around there."
: "Pika? (What's that?)"Ash: "HUH?!"
: "*jumps out* CRRAWKS!: "PI-KAAAH! (Oh-noeeeez!)": "*uses Sunny Day* *Heat intesifies* GRWP!: "*flies into air and land 10 feet away* Pi-i-i-ika-a-a-a...."Misty + Brock: "Poor Pikachu!"
: "GRRRWAK! *uses Headbutt*: "*gets hit* Pik! (Oww!): "*Sandstorm*": "*skids through sand, weakened* Pi-ka! (Aw, CRAP!)"Ash: PIKACHU!
: "Piikaaa...": "*Body Slam* TWWACK!": "*barely alive* Pi-i-i-ika-a-a-a...(A-a-a-sh-h-h-h...)"Ash: Pikachu?!
Brock: "Misty, Ash. We gotta get Pikachu to a Pokemon center. We're out of health items and the Sunny Day won't wear off until bedtime."
Ash: "I'll stay with Pikachu."
: "Ash, go on without me. I'm sure that you'll find help in time. But if not, you'll lose me forever. *cough choke wheeze*"Ash: "I can't leave you! You guys go on!"
*Misty and brock leave*
: "*cough cough* Ash. They need you. Why stay here when you could use charizard to fly to a Pokemon Center?"Ash: "Because you're also my Pikachu and you're my partner. Together, we're camoflauged targets metaphorically...Apart, we're sitting ducks."
: "Listen, *cough* Ash. If you had gone with them, you could have sent out one of you're Pokemon to protect me. Why stay?"Ash: "Because...they might faint and leave you vulerable. You need shade. Go, Bayleef!"
: "Baay-LEEF! (Hi, Ash!) *grin*"Ash: "*glares*"
: "*glances at Pikachu* What the hey happened?!"Ash: "*shakes fist* JUST GIVE PIKACHU SOME SHADE!!!"
: "Okay okay! Jerk...": "Ash. I really don't need-"Ash: "Of course you need shade!"
Meanwhile...
Nurse Joy: "Hi guys!"
Brock + Misty: "*frantically* ASH'S PIKACHU IS DYING!!!"
Prof. Oak: "*looks like a kid dressed up like him* Hi."
All: "*faints* Oyg!"
Oak: "*glances* Was it something I said?"
All: "*run afap(as fast as possible) to Ash's location* is Pikachu okay? Did he die? Did Spearows try to eat him like vultures?"
Ash: "Quiet! He's saying something..."
: "You must get me to a Pokemon center soon, I only have a weak grip on life."Ash: "Go, CHARIZARD! Charizard, you need to fly us to Desert City!"
: "Poor Pikachu. *strongly and curiously* Is he dead? 
"All: "HEEY!"
: "Hay is for horses and sometimes for cows! People don't eat it, cuz they don't know how! 
" Director: "CUT!!! Great act! Good acting Pikachu, great! Second act coming soon! Lolz.": "*blushes* Awww, thanks!"WIP (Work in progress)
